Happy Holidays

It's that time of year again it seems, so here is the traditional excessively unnecessary political correct holiday greeting :-)

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

Additionally,

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation, political disposition, country of origin and choice of smart phone, tablet device, and computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is either revocable or limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

YOU MONSTER!

My beautiful post. ;___________;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2c32SvJf54

19/12/2012 17:47Posted by Dhamploc

without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of smart phone and computer platform of the wishee.

But with regards to political disposition and country of origin I see.

Bigot :P

*Curses and profanity* :-(

greeting edited :-)

19/12/2012 17:47Posted by Dhamploc

without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of smart phone and computer platform of the wishee.

But with regards to political disposition and country of origin I see.

Bigot :P

As well as tablet of choice. This is outrageous! :-P

Happy Holidays to all of you! Wherever you are and whenever you celebrate it :-)

EDIT: Yes, that's a double blue post. Not feeling sorry.

I had some nice Danish pork roast with all the traditional trimmings... /yoda most excellent it was :-)
http://i.imgur.com/pq6op.jpg

28/12/2012 12:39Posted by Darkspears

Vaneras, you're danish? :O

That I am... and trust me when I say that it wasn't easy to get my hands on a true Danish pork roast in France :-)

Why would you want Danish food when you can get the awesome French food? :O
#Confused

I eat awesome French food most of the year, so for the holidays I like having a little traditional Danish food :-)