Good evening, my comrades, my peers, my friends and enemies in this long war between faction born for honor and glory and that continues until today for reasons.
Let me tell you about a big injustice that me and my girlfriend, for our stupor and horror, discovered today.
She decided, in recent times, to change main. She switched from mage to druid, because she wants to help other people and she hates queues, so she is maining an healer now. She leveled her druid from scratch, fighting hard with comrades in dungeons and against pets when bored, and in two weeks she reached the cap. She's slow at leveling, don't judge.
Finally she reached the garrison, and there she was ready to reunite with the thing she loves the most in this expansion: the light in the dark, the fluffy in the savage world. Pepe.
She discovered that Pepe appears in every single druid form, even the flying form (seriously, the druid grasps Pepe in his claws: kudos to whoever designed that detail, pure genius) BUT the tree form.
Pepe, the bird that stays every single day on his tree (except near Halloween for reasons) doesn't want to sit on his natural habitat when a druid offers him a confortable bench.
This is a great injustice.
This is anticostitutional (don't think too hard about this, just nod).
This is even illogical: Pepe loves trees, he lives on a tree.
In short, if you don't help us fight this injustice and you don't join us in asking for having Pepe sitting on a bench while druids are in tree forms, you hate druids.
Thank you very much.
Let me tell you about a big injustice that me and my girlfriend, for our stupor and horror, discovered today.
She decided, in recent times, to change main. She switched from mage to druid, because she wants to help other people and she hates queues, so she is maining an healer now. She leveled her druid from scratch, fighting hard with comrades in dungeons and against pets when bored, and in two weeks she reached the cap. She's slow at leveling, don't judge.
Finally she reached the garrison, and there she was ready to reunite with the thing she loves the most in this expansion: the light in the dark, the fluffy in the savage world. Pepe.
She discovered that Pepe appears in every single druid form, even the flying form (seriously, the druid grasps Pepe in his claws: kudos to whoever designed that detail, pure genius) BUT the tree form.
Pepe, the bird that stays every single day on his tree (except near Halloween for reasons) doesn't want to sit on his natural habitat when a druid offers him a confortable bench.
This is a great injustice.
This is anticostitutional (don't think too hard about this, just nod).
This is even illogical: Pepe loves trees, he lives on a tree.
In short, if you don't help us fight this injustice and you don't join us in asking for having Pepe sitting on a bench while druids are in tree forms, you hate druids.
Thank you very much.
