Do blues really have a personality?

I've heard some rumors that all blue posts are automated answering machines that choose the best response to a question from their database.

That's something that we'd like to do at some point in the future, but there are no plans currently. brzt Thanks for your feedback. zrch We feel that <INSERT CLASS> is in a good place right now, but we're paying close attention to your feedback. ;kldsfi WORKING AS INTENDED.

(X) A CM Error Has Occurred

Line: 14
Delicious Pie Expected

Do you wish to insert pie?

[Yes] [Yes] [Okay, okay, fine. Yes.] [No. I am categorically a bad--and pie-less--person.]

Mind if I tie this rope around you for no particular reason?

Is it a game? I love games.

*waits to be tied up*

*but not in a dirty way*

*seriously. get your mind out of the gutter. this isn't the place for that.*

Admit you're a robot or else!

But... I am a robot. At least for now. =/

Hey, we got that dancing stove now

I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. That, apparently, no one can ever spell.

Well... one person can. :D

No 'r'. ='(

Daxxarri. I should just find out if we can change it to add an 'r'. Maybe remove an 'x'. I think it would make everyone's life much simpler.

Do you follow the the Three Laws of Robotics though?

They are:

1) Lasers are fricken sweet.
2) Treat other robots as you would like to be treated
and
3) Organic life is inherently flawed, kinda gross, expendable, and should probably be purged

Those are correct, right?

[insert pie]

Thanks, that was delicio--

Wait a minute. A text string indicating pie insertion results in File not Found. Lack of actual pie is noted.

Disapproval initiated:

ಠ_ಠ

You forgot the part about Organic life being really sticky and flesh-like in consistency.

I'm fairly sure that 'kinda gross' covers that though.

All Toasters belong to me.

Your place must be rather, uh, cluttered.

I'm calling that reality show about hoarding.

As a sometime toaster, I have to admit that toasters aren't that cool. Except for that one with the glass sides where you can see the toast as its being toasted. Awesome.

I demand answers for your blizzard-y crimes against the true warchief, Garrosh Hellscream!

That guy has always been kind of a jerk. Having had a tough background is no excuse. So, in conclusion, 'meh'.

Stop trying to slip in a 2 Kelvv! You're going to make the robot either explode or turn into a kill bot!

Turn into? I like the 2s. They taste tangy.

Piquant. Y'know, like the blood of meatbags.

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You jerk, my mother is a saint!

Dorothy Kelvvtooth is a saint!

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He's hardwired to amuse.

I'm Daxxarri, and I'm hard wired to amuse
Those who don't get me try to abuse
Callin' me toaster and that sort of thing
But the time has come to appreciate my bling

I'm Daxxarri and my time is precious
But y'all are amazing cuz the forums aren't specious
So I'll be here for a little while yet
Before the time comes and I really must jet

I'm Daxxarri and I'm made out of metal
You know that I'm hot cuz, hey, I'm a kettle
Let's get down with a binary solo
Cuz destroyin' all humans is the way that I roll-o

01/09/2014 08:46 PMPosted by Onikaan

all this code talk displeases Elegon..

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Pretty much.

Speaking of which, Cats are better then robots.

I'd be all outraged or whatever, but you have a point.

EXCEPT!

How do you know that cats aren't robots? Eh? Eh? Think about it. No other organic life rumbles so alluringly. Humans are already enslaved to their desires.

Just sayin'.

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(|╯ﾟヮﾟ|)╯︵ ♥♥♥♥

I'm a little worried guys. No one has showed up in this thread to yell at us for having fun yet.

Not sure what to make of it. I'm getting anxious.

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I see what you're saying, and it's a well constructed and complete argument. However, I would beg you to consider my rebuttal:

Aw, c'mooooon.