It's the End of the World.
So, chime in and don't miss the fun: Please note: Depending on your region, this schedule might have already started, be close to finishing, or yet to begin, it's a global event tailored to you Doomsday's Schedule: 06:30 Beginning of the End 07:00 Meteor Storm 08:30 Arrival of the first Tsunami 10:00 Official reception of UFOs 10:30 UFOs Performance: Gangnam Style 11:35 Destruction Starts (Subtitles available) 12:00 Eclipse and alignment of Every. Single. Planet. 14:00 Breakfast 14:15 Magnetic Poles Inversion 14:30 Supermassive Global Warming 16:00 Start of Earthlings' annihilation 17:15 Rain of Frogs and Serpents 18:00 Rick Astley in Concert 19:00 Lunch 19:30 Tunnel between Taj Majal and Machu Pichu reopened 19:45 Whatsapp goes offline 21.00 Dinner 22:00 Zombie parade 23:30 End of the End of the World Also, you should read this. |
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The schedule was quite packed already... |
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No no. It's already happening, you just need to go out and look carefully. VERY carefully. |
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14.46... It looks like you might be out of the loop, and for some reason the "end of the world" event is not affecting you. Please, curl up on the ground of your home and wait patiently. A pair of highly trained aliens have been dispatched to take care of this issue. You know they'll be arriving the moment you hear Gangnam Style playing. On the unlikely event of a second malfunctioning. Please, curl up again and wait for someone to knock your door. If everything goes right, you should see, eye to eye, Rick Astley performing his Never gonna give you up just for you. |