Greetings (my alt),
I am Game Master (you wish you knew who). My apologies for not speaking to you personally about your ticket this evening. Thank you for taking the time to report this issue to us. At Blizzard Entertainment, we encourage and appreciate the role of the gaming community in keeping World of Warcraft a safe and enjoyable environment for all participants.
I assure you that appropriate actions will be taken, and I know that "appropriate actions" sounds kind of robotic but they told me that "Sundering their souls with the FIERY HAMMER OF JUSTIFIED JUSTICE!!" sounded redundant and overly dramatic.
Also while I would like to share with you details of their trip down justice lane where they are forced to drink justice juice straight from the tap of justice, due to privacy concerns, we will not be able to notify you of our findings, nor of the actions necessary for resolution of this issue. Now I think I have said the word Justice enough and must get on to implementing it.
Regards,
XXXXXXX,
Game Master
Blizzard Entertainment
www.worldofwarcraft.com
He/She sent me a survey and gave him/her the max possible for everything possible. lol. Reminds me a bit of Stephen Colbert. :)
