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Daxxarri is insulting us with these posts

blizz -> wysłany:
Honestly, this is absurd. You are a community manager, you should be far above just going around trolling your playerbase like this. I always liked how the CMs were taking players issues seriously and it actually convinced me that they cared. But all these joke posts recently? I understand that it's April 1st, but seriously, enough is enough.

I don't need to mention about how how you've completely ignored the more serious topics coming up, or how when some player talks about one of the things he really wanted to be part of this game for a long time you just throw in another joke there.
blizz -> wysłany:

Honestly, this is absurd. You are a community manager, you should be far above just going around trolling your playerbase like this. I always liked how the CMs were taking players issues seriously and it actually convinced me that they cared. But all these joke posts recently? I understand that it's April 1st, but seriously, enough is enough.

I don't need to mention about how how you've completely ignored the more serious topics coming up, or how when some player talks about one of the things he really wanted to be part of this game for a long time you just throw in another joke there.



I too enjoy the presence of our helpful blue friend. I'm glad you're enjoying him.
blizz -> wysłany:



I too enjoy the presence of our helpful blue friend. I'm glad you're enjoying him.



I am, but I noticed that you boldly looked at this topic as if it is a complete joke.


I am a PAYING customer, a PAYING one. And you are community manager, that makes you the manager of the community, and the comm manager of the unity, and the comm unity of the manager, you can't do this to me.



Think of crabby as a perk that comes with your subscription.

And please, stay on topic.
blizz -> wysłany:

Alright on topic:

Benefits of Crabby

+Pincers for the well-groomed, late to the job interview? That ol' shaver needs recharging? Crabby is here! those pincers are samwise-drawn to precision unlike anything modern technology holds! He'll clip clip clip that mustache into an art form!

Negatives of crabby

It takes a rather sour mind to think of something bad about crabby, I don't like to think of myself as a sour mind. But a crustacean of crabby's elegance and caliber might incite envy in the less prestige crabs, the shiny shell, the suave manners, I suggest you dismiss your crab-hunter pets when near this crab-of-the-people.



Geez. Finally.
blizz -> wysłany:

Personally I think all CMs need to reply in haiku. The lack of poetry in Blizzard's customer service is really disgusting.

*storms out of thread*



I'm sorry you're mad
My posts will be poetry
To make you happy
blizz -> wysłany:
I appreciate the support guys, but it might change your perspective to read the first post with an eye to how boldly it was composed.
blizz -> wysłany:
Because of some concerns expressed to me, I am having to keep an eye on this thread to ensure members of this community are following our guidelines. Hope everyone is getting along okay and there will be no need to give time-outs to anybody.

Please remember, some posted communication can erode and cause abrupt disruption for others. But treating others how you'd like to be treated underlines the essence of how you should respond. =)
blizz -> wysłany:
Thank you for joining us on April first. I hope you all enjoyed Crabby, the Horadric Cube App, StarCraft II Motion Overdrive, and the fake World of Warcraft and StarCraft II patch notes. I partook in a little April tomfoolery myself by posting some tongue in cheek posts on the forum. I hope I didn't offend.

Since it seems that some of these posts are now being misunderstood, I'm going to lock the threads which contain them to prevent further confusion.