Whoopdedoo

No really, why? We can manufacture siege tanks, helicopters, motorcycles, intricate mechanical pets, giant robots, and devices that literally affect the entire world. Yet apparently lack of technology limits us to performing bodily functions in a tiny wooden box (which doesn't even have a hole in the floor).

This is madness! As an engineer I demand a more practical alternative. Perhaps a bowl-shaped device that collects waste, and then transfers it to an area far away via a pipeline...

Hah, what am I saying? That would never work.

Because they're clearly crocodiles. This infuriates me.

Because the game is too casual and players deserve a real challenge.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.