HEY, BLIZZARD! Yeah, you! You think you're so big in the Northeast right now, don't you?! Drop a couple inches of snow on some cab-riding yuppies and you think you're big stuff now? Why don't you come out to the Midwest and see how bad you are?
What, no? You scared? That's right you're scared.
People out here have shovels. Not the people as a group have shovels, each person has multiple shovels.
Try to trap us in the house. Shovel in the garage.
Try to keep us at work. Shovel in the car trunk.
We got jackets, pants, boots and shoes made just for kicking you right in your couple inches of snow. You got nothin'.
Think we'll run out of funding to clear you off of the roads?
NOPE!
I've got neighbors with plows on the front of their pickups. You know what they call "blizzards" like you? Tax deductions.
tl;dr Come at me, blizz!
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