LARGE AND BOLDED TEXT TO CONVEY RIGHT AWAY WITH MAJOR DISSATISFACTION WITH CURRENT ISSUE REGARDING CONTENT, A CLASS, OR NOT HAVING SOMETHING.
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States that he/she has never posted on forums before, therefore his opinion is more valid than more frequent complainers. Quickly delves into concerns by not organizing them or bolding any said issue, but instead stating mechanics that are functioning. Once sentence complete, now begins the real issue that he/she was supposivly expressing earlier, but is just now getting to it:
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Begins wrapping up complaint that was generally misguided from the start, and is now restating a completely different issue that was brought up from the beginning. Justifies that he/she is more valid than others once again because he/she NEVER (italics and bolded to emphasize sincereity) posts on the forums. States that he/she believes that the issue can only be resolved with a nerf. No statement is posted what nerfs would be acceptable. If statements are posted, nerf-options only include "TO THE GROUND."
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Once again wrapping up unorganized post by suggesting heavy nerf, none in specfic, to another issue that has yet to be mentioned in the thread. Suggestion for class removal. Suggestion to give own class super-powers and a free mount that shoots rainbows. States that if conditions are not met, he/she will obliterate their own WoW account and will leave for the next WoW Killer, Purple Pretty Penguins vs Hungry Hairy Hippo's 4, the Real Life Simulator Golden X + Super-Duper edition, that boasts better graphics, and will never be horribly imbalanced like this game is.
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The last paragraph is an edit after several posts have been made by others who regarded his/her own post. This consists of suggestions for others to go to school to be educated for not seeing the light in their own holy opinion, or that they don't have as high a rating/iLvl gear, or hotter girl friend than them. End post with a x OP class is x OP meme, then dotting the bitter end to his/her wise post with not a period, but a defiant LOL. The LOL is so they can laugh in the faces of the developers for finding the flaws in their game, because the poster is so much more intelligent than paid, well-trained and well-educated programers who designed a functionable game.
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