Using the standard 5-7-5 syllable haiku format, here is my humble series of reviews on Cataclysm content. Enjoy!
Mt. Hyjal
Roll down the mountain
Waking the old and idle
Twilightlydamus
Vashjir
Far beneath the waves
We cannot escape the depths
Where is sea lord gone?
Deepholm
Round and round we go
Chasing the missing pebble
Fat lady watches
Uldum
Join tiresome hero
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Who's got the camels?
Twilight Highlands
All board the airship
Watch as the two dragons fight
Lets all get married
Molten Front
Druids need our help
My tree is bigger than yours
All i see is fire
Zul'Roics
Old trolls will troll you
Trying to catch a pony
Everybody Dies
Raidfinder
Open the gates to all
Falling backwards to the goal
See how they complain
Archeology
Hunt for lost treasure
Now i wish i was fishing
Digging just to dig
And finally, WOW: Cataclysm
Silly dragon roars
While we stand outside the bank
Nothing else to do
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