My dear dragon friend, you a force of nature, so corrupted by evil forces that now you want to destroy the very world you were supposed to protect. In order to destroy it, you let your flames turn everything to ashes, there's even an achievement for standing in your fire, for the first time, staying in a fire and dying of it is a good thing.
My big friend, where are you? I've been looking everywhere for you, on various toons, alliance and horde, but I don't see you? Are you mad at me? Did I do something bad to you like stealing your girlfriend or letting me dog poo on your grass? If thats the case, I'm deeply sorry and I apologize hundreds of time, so please come back, please tell me where you are so I can go in your fire and earn that damm achievement.
Let us be friends again and I will be the first to protect you when evil adventurers will try to slay you for loot, I will even tell you how to deal with them, kill the healers first than enjoy a good meal.
Assurance
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