I was wandering around (lost) on the Isle of Thunder when I decided to take a swim (fell) in the water. To my stupefaction I saw something barreling at me. I immediately crouched into my fighting stance (cowered) and waited for its approach. Unfortunately, it was only a wave that barely splashed me in the face, oh well, a monk never regrets any brew consumption; regardless of its cool-down.
Great job on the environmental effects guys; keep them coming
